Sex workers aligning with drug dealers to threaten Polar Bears and Eagles

CNN has uncovered treachery and skulduggery at a level I have never even considered. From the vast wisdom of the Ted Turner creation known as CNN is an article about how drug dealers and prostitutes are threatening wildlife refuges.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/23/neglected.refuges.ap/index.html

One would have to assume sex workers are behind this heinous plot against polar bears, wolves, eagles and other protected species seeking refuge from multinational corporations, corrupt governments and global warming.  Personally I think Renegade Evolution is behind this sex worker attack on polar bears and bald eagles.  If one reads many of the rad fem blogs everything else is her fault.

One can only imagine what CNN will uncover next.

12 Responses

  1. I had no idea that George Bush and Dick Cheney are sex workers.

    If I remember correctly, Ol’ Dick looked like he had a male escort with him after hurricane Katrina. Maybe it was Dick who was the escort.

  2. Better that Dick be a sex worker than a drug dealer. Drug dealers are more likely to have a gun with them. We’ve seen what happens when they let Dick play with guns.

  3. This is rich! The feds spend money shutting down many of the long-standing houses in Anchorage. Some locations had been operating for many decades. The Chateau, The Alaskan and the Alaska Trapline.
    And a group of whiners are complaining about the lack of funding for what? Wildlife Refuges? And there is nobody there to ‘greet them’. And it’s all the prostitutes fault how? Because our worksites were shut down by the feds, and now the feds have no money to run the dog and pony show for the entitled who vacation at the expense our veterans?
    As someone who was borne and raised in the great state of Alaska, and as a worker who’s suffered less economic opportunity to support herself and her family because of the federal government’s actions against those houses and as the mother of one of our veterans, I’m completely offended by our federal government’s duplicitous acts.

  4. Jill,

    Thanks for the laugh.

    XX

  5. I’m looking forward to RenEv’s response to this!

  6. Personally I believe sex workers had something to do with the Cyclone in Myanmar and the earthquake in China.

    Recent studies by renowned researchers have confirmed that both countries are on the same continent with Thailand, which everyone knows has a lot of sex workers. There was even discussion in the US media that while waiting for permission to enter the cyclone effected area in Myanmar, were on standby in Thailand. And with the opium trade in Afghanistan which also is undeniably in Asia the links are simply too much to ignore.

    Only by ending prostitution can we end earthquakes, cyclones and the destruction of some exotic type of shell fish that lives only in Maine’s Acadia national forest. It is hard to believe the public is so unaware of these obvious links.

  7. […] refuges wasn’t immediately evident. I am pretty much with Bound Not Gagged in the post Sex Workers Aligning With Drug Dealers to Threaten Polar Bears and Eagles: One would have to assume sex workers are behind this heinous plot against polar bears, wolves, […]

  8. Well, since you called me out and all…

    My day job is that of War, Second Horseman of the Apocalypse, and thus using my nefarious powers I have FORCED the US governement to engage in a lengthy and useless wars in Iraq & Afganistan rather than give much needed funding to wildlife reserves, thus allowing my buddies Death & Pestilence to set up shop in such under appreciated and needy areas….

  9. beware the plague of locusts

  10. Hmmmm…..a couple years ago I got a $275 ticket from a Bureau of Land Management cop for picking a single porcini mushroom in the wrong place. I didn’t come across any prostitutes or drug dealers when I was on the trail, though.

  11. Scooter Libby tried to warn us about prostitutes and bears! If only we’d listened!

    Hadn’t heard about eagles being big drug users, though. Is it possible someone just got confused, and this was really supposed to be about the NFL and not the wildlife refuge?

  12. […] Sex workers aligning with drug dealers to threaten Polar Bears and Eagles « Bound, Not Gagged Heh. Bonus points for use of the word “skulduggery.” sexwork activism […]

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