Fantasy Sex Me Lipstick

Matthilda has decided that Palfrey’s super-red lipstick should be dubbed “fantasy sex me red,” in honor of the Madam’s preference for “fantasy sex.”

Maybe so, but when she wears her glasses, she looks so Lynda Carter that I keep having Wonder Woman thoughts. Make the world safe for sex workers, Wonder Woman! With your satin tights, fighting for our rights!

— Annalee Newitz

One Response

  1. Well, she said it with a straight face, didn’t she?

    What exactly ARE ” fantasy sexual services”? That’s the same fucking and sucking we’re doing here in Arizona, right? And you guys in California and New York and Utah are doing? For that matter, can someone please explain what the hell “sexual albeit legal” services are, cuz I definitely want in on that one. Palfrey, in her attorney-written press statement earlier this week, claimed that’s what she was brokering. Are we back to the old Bill Clinton linguistic spinners – oral sex is not actual sex, etc?

    A part of me was sorta hoping Palfrey would say, HELL YEAH, it’s fucking and sucking and it’s private and consensual and the real criminals here are the lawmakers who keep prostitution criminalized. The same lawmakers that I have no doubt comprise a decent chunk of just about any sex worker’s client list.

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